Wife forgot I'm a sailor

so here I am to remind her. :)
The musings of a father and the headaches that go with it
Ok I guess its here that I'm supposed to give you my life story but I'll just say suck it up and look it up. its the modern world for gosh sakes google me muahahaha. ooh maybe that sounds dirty...
"I am somewhat preoccupied telling the Laws of Physics to shut up and sit down." -Vaarsuvius